How to Become a Global Market Leader

  • Price
  • Delivery
  • Impartiality
  • Integrity
  • Economy
  • Thoroughness
  • Service
  • Accuracy
  • and Tiger Hugs

Oh yes. And here’s an update on my viral marketing campaign for TH. The thread so far:

Belief Systems

Northern Exposure

How Can People Change?

Sometimes I Feel Like Throwing My Hands Up in the Air

Do You Believe in Free Will?

Circling the Needy and the Downtrodden

There’s No Universally-Accepted Prose Style

Joan Littlewood

Rita Tushingham

Kenneth Tynan

Albert Finney

A Taste of Honey

Shelagh Delaney (1939 – 2011)

Retro Noir

Kick a Man When He’s Down

Aretha Franklin

Think (Freedom)

For the Less Deceived

Out of left field

Six Individuals and a Yellow Van

City Slickers

Fellow Travellers

The Tiger is the Devil

Beginning Middle End

A Kind of Psychological Suspense

In Media Res

In Safe Hands

Urban Guerillas

The Revolution Starts Here

Do you have social networking potential?

Hit Squads

Flash Mobs

Secret Camden Locations

Word of Mouth

Going Viral

Snake Tattoos

You Had to Be There

Coming Out of Left Field

As you probably know if you’ve been following Super Mario, in September I uploaded my novel Tiger Hugs on Harper Collins’s web site for aspiring authors, authonomy. A few title changes and a radical rewrite later, it’s gaining support, probably because other authors are away at November’s National Novel Writing Month website NaNoWriMo.

It’s a novel about something, so it’s not difficult for me to run a viral marketing campaign. That idea coincided with the week of Occupy St Paul’s, so threads in the Shameless Plug forum entitled, Occupy the Future, Flash Mobs, Space to Think etc. with a link to the novel in the body were successful. Lots of hits, but no one wanted to engage in conversation about my odd work. Hardly surprising.

To get people discussing it, I started a thread about the destructive criticism I’d received from some guy who didn’t like it. Wow! The response was instant and they all agreed with the guy. Talk about kick a man when he’s down. I deleted the thread to prevent a feeding frenzy, or the dreaded one star monster, the one with a hundred vengeful sock puppets (oh yes!). The gist was that people would say it’s good because they want you to back their book. I’m sure that’s the case, but when I pressed people to give constructive criticism they melted away, except for one person who’s become my anti-muse. That person went down the old road of belittling me by rubbishing what I do using dogma: “readers aren’t interested in adopting a writer’s belief system”. Oh really? Well slap me with a kipper.

Each one of these negative responses inspires a whole new viral marketing campaign that promotes the anti-thesis. For example, belief systems themselves. I didn’t know it was about a different belief system. Blimey. That a new one on me.  Anyway, it’s fun. I don’t suppose I’m going to make my fortune, but I might attract the eye of a passing indie publisher who’s grown tired of reading about vampires, wizards and gals in high heels called Charlene.

Welcome to the Bank of Ideas.

The opening to my novel Tiger Hugs satirises the fashion for in media res narrative. In media res is Latin for stuck-in-the-mud. Of course, I know it’s actually Latin for in-the-middle, a place where shadows materialise in no such place, go nowhere and say nothing. It’s just next door to the status quo, and it’s the same old, same old, the place you will always be.

Of course, I don’t believe that for one second. Look at me. Working class, conservative upbringing in the affluent suburbs of south Manchester/Stockport. Mum: teacher. Dad: sales office manager—steel. An educational holy trinity: Peel Moat comp, Stockport tech and Sheffield Poly—BSc Civil Engineering.

My satirical opening conveys the dire situation of shadows stuck in the mud, bereft of ideas with nowhere to go. Through the choice of language, I satirise the dire situation of the whole of literature going round-and-round in circles, a victim of market forces dogma.

Of course, I’m a firm believer that the market is what I create, not what other people say it is.

And to illustrate that, in chapter 2, the style changes . The shackles drop away. The narrative becomes linear and the characters literally take off.

Tiger Hugs is all about optimism, doing your own thing, bucking the trend and defying dogma. Welcome to the Bank of Ideas. It’s analogous to where we are right now in society. There I said the dirty word, society.

My Writer’s Diary 2001

It’s ten years since I started an MA in Creative and Life Writing at Goldsmiths, University of London, so I thought I’d post the diary I started that year. It was the first year  I’d written a diary, so it looks a bit sparse but it does cover a few important developments for me.

5th January 2001

I started a Purple Notebook of ideas.

Elizabeth Garrett reviewed my painting poems. I was growing tired of rejections and disappointment, so I looked for encouragement. She suggested an entirely different approach, going on about “logical structure”.

I wrote a poem after seeing Billy Eliot, but it was laughed at in Thin Raft because it had a bit about my gran never having left the country, and {real name withheld} said, “So What!”

19th January 2001

Worcester. I rewrote ‘the paintings’ poems. Then I edited them out of existence. I think Elizabeth Garrett was asking too much of them.

16th February 2001

I met Maura Dooley at Goldsmiths regarding an MA in Creative and Life Writing. I decided to go with Goldsmiths because she didn’t destroy any of my work in the way Bath Spa did last year.

20th April 2001

Well on with handwriting The Hardstanding while on holiday in Ford Cottage, Dorset.

Wrote the synopsis in third person and it developed beautifully.

I’m using first person present tense.

25th May 2001

Another Bath Spa interview with Phil Gross. Phil was great, but the other guy again really started to get down on why I write, homing in on my poem BND 432Y. I found it negative and destructive. Anyway, they made an offer but I accepted Goldsmith’s.

13th July 2001

I made a plan for writing The Hardstanding in a notebook, breaking down the chapter numbers into a target number of words of 110000 over 9 weeks. Up to Chapter 8, adding a character called Uncle Les at 27000.

20th July 2001

Chapter 9 How to Fail 29000 words.

27th July 2001

Chapter 10 Boredom 31500 words

3rd August 2001

Chapter 11 Hurricane 36000 words

10th August 2001

Chapter 12

17th August 2001

Chapter 13

24th August 2001

Chapter 14

31st August 2001

Chapter 15

7th September 2001

Chapter 16 Breaking Out 70000

24th September 2001

Goldsmith’s enrolment day

Took my best poem Geordie’s Wet Hair to Thin Raft

3rd October 2001

Opening seminar – working methods with James Kelman.

Started writing prose: ‘Sounds Good’, and ‘Here Goes Nothing’.

I converted The Hardstanding to third person, past tense, because there’s no sense of drama.

16th October 2001

Saw poet Maurice Riordan and Maura for tutorials. The first tutorial with Maura. I showed her some new Life Writing poems about the caravan in Morecambe. She seemed uninspired.

22nd October 2001

A nervous class today. It was never going to be easy.

23rd October 2001

Lamb’s Conduit for drinks with the MA students.

24th October 2001

Seminar ‘The Writer Today in Northern Ireland’ Conor Carville. Started poems about issues based on Geoffrey Hill.

31st October 2001

Seminar/Workshop Writers and their readers – Selima Hill. Worked on adverb poems based on this.

17th November 2001

On holiday, Devon, writing a story I called Happy Dummies.

20th November 2001

Tutorial with Maura. I showed her stories Sounds Good and Here Goes Nothing. She seemed inspired by these, as did Maurice.

A kind of psychological suspense

 

 

 

With laughs.

Tiger Hugs is a novel on authonomy.

Suki Chen never thought she’d hug a tiger until she discovered the Bar at the End of the Universe where anything is possible, even love.

In Media Res and Other Devices

 

 

My satirical romcom Tiger Hugs now has a whole new opening chapter due to me deciding it needed one. I was reading about how important in media res is, and other hair-raising non-linear narrative ideas I’d never heard of.  It’s the absolute antithesis to my straight line, emotional shift, suspense style. I blame Murakami.

After scoffing at the sheer incompetence,  and then vowing to never write again, I did wonder whether just leaning a bit towards that pompous in-safe-hands authorial voice might just be the extra thing my novel needs to make it rise up the authonomy charts as quickly as some of its contemporaries.

So I missed the England game, spent all day and yesterday applying this descriptive voice to each character in turn doing a potted history in the style of the more successful novels all round. It felt a bit like that opening scene in The Wrong Trousers where they’re looking down on little people. That’s how it feels to me. However, it didn’t half make me laugh when I was writing it. You really had to be there. Anyway, Tiger H went up to 1590th place straight after uploading so maybe the authonomy algorithm loves it at least if no one else does.

Create the enigma

Take an unknown author, create a strange screen name, a minimalist profile and a viral marketing campaign … and you get: Tiger Hugs

Recycle Predatory Dragon’s Den Imagery Ad Nauseum

Tiger Hugs is an unpublished romcom written in 2011 by Ian D Smith. You can read it on authonomy

‘wild Frankie’ sacrificed for ratings

Finds love at Tiger Hugs on authonomy

Frankie rejected

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