Hair in Mouth TV

Dr Neil Oliver is another of these hair-in-mouth windswept clifftop presenters. I always wonder what’s in his bag. A ton of hairclips no doubt. Speaking of hair in mouth, with the house move I’ve not been able to have my hair cut since the end of June and no one likes a hairy northerner, cf [...]

Christmas Backlog Times Are Changing

October, November and December used to be the perfect time to send story submissions to the editors of magazines. Writers are supposed to have other things to do. They’re supposed to be busy with their high-powered day jobs, spending hard-earned credit on presents, and partying so they aren’t in a position to weigh down depressed [...]

Ian D. Smith's Writing Credits

The Front View (aka The View From Here) (ISSN 1758-2903): Telescopes @ http://tinyurl.com/q88dqv Transmission 6 (ISSN 1752-3729): Nobody Knows a Damned Thing @ http://tinyurl.com/dnmkzd Transmission 4: The North is So Much Better for Youngsters Today @ http://tinyurl.com/c35e83 Nobody Told the Horse, I Hadn’t Even Started and Not Your Problem (Surprising Stories) @ http://tinyurl.com/qnnf5x Think of [...]

Writer's Guide to Surviving the Recession

Robert McCrum in the Guardian Book Blog writes: “Don’t get depressed: A writer’s guide to surviving the recession” He provides six useful points: 1.Write in English, British, or American 2.Know Thy Genre 3.Tell a story 4.Write for yourself 5.Respect the reading public 6.Write every day; shun vanity To which some wit (David Absalom) has added [...]

The Day I Asked Blake Morrison If He Raced Pigeons

The day I asked Blake Morrison if he raced pigeons, there was a bad vibe in the tiny Goldsmith’s classroom, University of London. There was no air. The windows were shut and the blinds were closed. The tension was unbearable. The others grew restless. And then hostility broke out. One blonde Fiona took against another [...]

My Writing Is In Attack!!! Magazine

Don’t Get In Its Way is a page of fiction I wrote in response to Ben Platts-Mills sad story All I Wanted To Do Was in Attack!!! 6. Attack!!! 7 has just arrived, and it’s another a great little issue created by Wes White. My writing is alongside Damaged Goods by Erica Viola, and I’m [...]

Friction Fiction 41

The latest episode of my poetry and music podcast has some great anti-war poetry, and some brilliant music by unsigned people who I forgot to tell. Never mind. I’m sure they’ll like being here. Music by CDK, Squid Ink (Plastic Dave), a great collaboration between Squid Ink and The Hexyl Circle (that’s me), Tom MacNiven, [...]

Nobody Told the Horse – True Story

This is a true story about walking a dog. I used a bit of fictional licence regarding the owners of the dog. They weren’t like that at all. It was a friend’s dog. However, the rest is accurate. It’s a story about anxiety. One reading is that the horse is a metaphor for a panic [...]

Fear, Sadness, Anxiety and the Delia Smith Era

Occasionally feeling odd is something I’ve grown used to since university. It’s part of the curriculum to look and feel odd. Have you ever seen a happy student? No. An overwhelming sense of displacement is the first thing that drives a student to drink, and it’s all downhill from there. It’s a sudden feeling that [...]

Moral Purpose Poem

I was setting out To write a poem From a simple idea That came from bombardment With images each day- Shoelaces.   Were the victims thinking When they tied them that morning- Just another day?   But then I realised I had a moral purpose. Should a poet have a moral purpose? Or should it [...]

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