The Gothic Shard and the Vampire Wounds of Capitalism

Like a giant canine tooth, here is Renzo Piano’s Shard London Bridge. Fanfare!

A canine tooth secretes toxin at its tip which it buries deeply into its adversaries. Charming symbolism, and for me, it just looks like a memorial to the casualties of capitalism. Not that I am one (a casualty). How could I be? I’m writing this, and blogging tools aren’t exactly available to everyone are they? But hey! that’s progress.

According to wiki, Piano was inspired by “the London spires depicted by the 18th-century Venetian painter Canaletto, and the masts of sailing ships” Really. It actually harks back to the spires of Victorian churches designed by E.W. Pugin, the nineteenth century neo-Gothic architect.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Mary_of_Furness_Roman_Catholic_Church

Pugin was also looking back to the medieval age because it was safe and easy, and that’s the problem. The Shard is just not modern enough.

So what did politician John Prescott see in 2002 when he gave it the go-ahead? There is, or course, a political agenda to the design. The shard.com website opens with the ubiquitous Thatcherite call to arms “Inspiring Change”. Oh yes. Change from what? Crazed deregulation of the banks and the financial sector?

The Shard is just another symbol of the same old same old, tacked out in glass and steel and labeled modern. It’s a failure of imagination, and like the tired old meaningless mantra that hangs over it and its future of To Let signs and developer phone numbers stuck in every window, it’s just about dishing out convenient thoughtlessness. Renzo Piano failed to express anything new.

50 Shades of Grasping Aspirations

Forget the nudge-nudge, wink-wink tabloid headlines about 50 Shades of Grey, the momporn bestseller by E.L. James. The runaway success of this load of old rubbish shows that publishers really do possess the data on the market, and writers can learn a lot from this.

The publishers’ target market is, of course, the big spenders of the day, and these are the new middle class, the product aware, aspirational and uneasy tribe described so brilliantly by Grayson Perry in episode two of his excellent In the Best Possible Taste:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/in-the-best-possible-taste-grayson-perry/episode-guide/series-1/episode-2

These are the people who are turning the publishers’ wheels, and understanding this new, insecure tribe, and what they want is the way a writer can gain popularity and success. The problem is how. How could a writer possibly know that the new middle classes could have a taste for pornographic S&M literature? Did E.L. James discover it by chance?  Probably. Who knows? Who cares? I haven’t a clue about E.L. James’s background, but I do suspect she may be one of the target market herself, so she should know best.

I just listened to a good discussion about the novel on Woman’s Hour, but the ‘say-no-more’ arf-arf nonsense really got on my nerves. The BBC presenter kept saying “I’m finding out a lot more than I want to know about S&M”. Really? I don’t think so. In Tunbridge Wells, they want as much as they can get and more. And to prove this, a quick google on 50 Shades of Grey soon revealed that it’s not S&M that attracts the product aware wisteria keepers of suburbia, but the desire to revive their flagging sham marriages. The root of the very existence of 50 Shades of Grey is the suburban desire to have children as a mark of success.

Take a look at this staggering discussion on cafemom.com. It’s all about pregnancy, and talks about the novel as a sex aid.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/139103/moms_50_shades_of_grey?next=1

My favourite puke-making contribution has to be “Keep on reading… whether it’s for babymaking or not… staying sensually connected is SO good for your relationship… YAY!!”

Yeeeesh! Wipe down my Kindle.

Publishers know all about suburbia, and that’s why they published 50 Shades of Grey. I shouldn’t mock. I want a million of these double-income Range Rover-driving sprog-monsters to buy my textual viagra one day.

Big Pulp Summer 2012 and Dividing By Zero

My copy of Big Pulp Summer 2012 arrived while I was away, and what a treat it is. A very high standard of writing and production, and I’m delighted to be a contributor. So I’ll be a bit quiet for a while as I read on …

Or will I? I’ve been away, and meanwhile, my efforts on the writers’ website Authonomy haven’t done so badly. I’m keeping my work there until something better comes along …

Such as Linkedin. I’m improving my Linkedin profile because it allows me to promote my writing in a professional way, and it isn’t a social networking site, (or is it?). I’ll soon find out.

To misquote Kennedy’s Bay of Pigs joke “The worse I do, the more popular I get”, the more I social network, the more outside the social network I become. Leave it alone for two weeks, and my ranking improves. Eh? This is because I don’t pursue the dreaded consensus. My social networking potential is zero. I actively follow the path of most resistance. That’s how art works. And on a computer, dividing by zero can cause havoc. I wonder whether the algorithm that drives Facebook and Authonomy can cope. I think I know the answer – an emphatic NO.

It’s a feature of the algorithm that drives social networking, that it sweeps along the consensual Nielsen data A1 herd all sharing the same product aware aspirations. I don’t accept that a computer algorithm, a simple formula, should be allowed to form groups and polarise society in this way.

On a positive note, the social networking algorithm appears to be failing. There’s a decline in the take-up of Facebook, and I think I know why this is. There are many zero-rated people with no social networking potential out there. It would be perverse and against the consensus to say why I know this is so. Meanwhile I’m reading Big Pulp Summer 2012 and keeping quiet. But I will whisper BlackBerry. Whoops! Divide by zero error.

How Tiger Hugs Succeeded at Limbo Quarterly

On March 26th 2012, I submitted chapter one of Tiger Hugs to Limbo Quarterly in London, via an ad they placed in the Arts Hub weekly jobs bulletin, and they liked it. Success!

Constructive comments had pretty much dried up at Authonomy, so I was pleased when Kieran McGrath, an editor at Limbo came back with some specific changes he’d like. It was hands-on, and just what the Tiger needed. I’d started The Marquis / Tiger Hugs back in August 2008, and I’m sick of the sight of it. One day I hope I might be able to look at it again and like it. So it was refreshing and insightful when an editor did this to my Word file:

“I’ve changed some of the tenses and taken out “hoodie” – why label the character in this way? It just makes him seem like a flat stereotype. I was also thinking of cutting the first third and starting the piece when Bamber’s goon walks into the bar. This might work better as an extract because at the moment the other characters don’t reappear and it seems like a bit of a non-sequiter in an extract.”

Yes! Compare this to an example of the kind of general comment on the same theme I received on Authonomy: “First off, there are too many characters introduced at once. My head was spinning within three paragraphs, and I had to keep going back to figure out who people were. This problem was compounded by the fact that not much is given to differentiate the characters, and dialogue was mostly used to move things along.”

A comment like that makes an author, quite literally, cry. Some would say, lose confidence.

So throughout April, as Kieran continued to dip into Tiger Hugs, it came on in Tiger leaps.

May 4th was set to be the publication date, and now here’s the excerpt:

http://limboquarterly.com/2012/05/04/lunchtime-in-the-marquis-of-queensbury/

Result!

Tracey Emin – Many Mountains to Climb

I’m looking at Tracey Emin’s Love Is What You Want against the usual backdrop of middle England monstering: she’s a Tory, she uses tampons, she can’t draw, she swears and then there are the yobs who, “want to smack her effing weird mouth”, blah.

However, nice to see inquisitive foreigners on the South Bank on a wet Saturday lapping it up. A wide-eyed Aussie boy in a woolly hat standing in front of the tampons, “Gee, has she got some kind of psychological disorder!” Being a surfer, he wasn’t shocked by tampons. After all, every wave has one.

In Love Is What You Want there’s more to talk about than the few things many people who have never seen her work want to talk about. Her video Sometimes the dress is worth more money than the money 2001 seemed like a homage to spaghetti westerns. Strong images such as the dead goat (a la Bunuel) seemed in the wrong place and I ended up overlooking them. Silly me. But with a powerful Morricone soundtrack audible throughout the South Bank, Tracey needed to pack a six-shooter, ride a donkey and wear a wide-brimmed Stetson similar to her excellent 1998 outing Riding for a Fall. Anyway, looking at the stills in the catalogue now, I realise it had great location, vivid colourisation and a pretty dress. So that’s  okay.

There are many brilliant abstracts on a large scale, A Rose and Love Love Love. Not afraid to demonstrate that she spent seven years studying life drawing at the RA, there’s a growing sense of high quality contrasting with the contrived shoddiness of wondrous little biro sketches and abstract watercolours on yellowing lined paper suspended with ageing sellotape (After my abortion).

There are beautiful tiny abstracts in oil: Rose Virgin, Yellow Dress, Cat Whatching (sic).

An installation, Sleeping with you, fits into a corner with a neon jagged line over wooden spirals like a glowing snow covered mountain range. It’s hard to look at. It’s even harder to compete with.

Her large scale drawings aren’t drawings at all. They’re highly technical pieces inked onto glass and then drawn through from the back. Sounds impossible. Takes time. But then she’s a brilliant life drawer, and you can see it in the double lines and Renaissance curves. Egon Schiele, Klimt, it’s all there in the mix.

Then there’s the exquisite tiny furniture made of found pieces of wood, slender stools with croqueted baby boots on top. Once again, beautiful, high quality.

I’ve always seen her work alongside the work of others: Sensation, the Saatchi gallery, a mini exhibition in Oxford MOMA, the one with the Clangers, and her watercolours at the recent Watercolourists exhibition matching Turner’s abstracts. She’s just very good. Overwhelmingly good. Difficult, challenging, hard work, but that’s how it ought to be with a living artist. You want to be amazed by the risks, dangers, possibilities and the humanity. Well I do anyway.

Instead of letting people tell her tale for her, she tells it like it is. How It Feels is like Woman’s Hour but with success and money and great art at the end of the dismal tale instead of condemnation, “and was that when you first discovered you were a lowly hopeless alcoholic with shit for brains, Tracey?”

If Emin was brainless, which she’s clearly not, she’d put up a large mirror and say take a look at yourselves. A disco glitterball would be a suitable image perhaps. Thus, I can’t find a single reflecting object in Love Is What You Want. So I can’t say she’s reflecting society because she isn’t, she’s reflecting the minds of specific people she knows very well. Or as Tracey says, “The ultimate fear is to know – And I know.” Only Emin and the curators of her exhibitions know what lies behind the closed door of Knowing my Enemy. She knows very well, and there’s a note of caution about that “ultimate fear”. With Death Mask 2002, there’s a sense that there are still many mountains for the artist to climb.

Peter Lanyon Exhibition at Tate St Ives

The Peter Lanyon (1918 – 1964) exhibition at Tate St Ives reveals an artist whose daring abstract expressionism must have seemed light work to him compared with fighting Nazis.  It’s an extraordinary blast of anger against post-war mind control. Most relevant for twenty-first century Britain is Lanyon’s Lost Mine. This is a glass model construction for it. He was commercially successful as well as being a daredevil in art as well as in life, and that must have peeved the establishment. His son, Andrew, is a damned fine artist too. I just added an external link to his website on his father’s Wiki page. Why wasn’t it there?

Here’s the Telegraph review by Mark Hudson.

Peter Lanyon: glider who deserves to fly higher

Check Artnet to see the Lanyons coming out of the private collections now that Britain has caught up with his genius. You might need the odd million.

Lanyon’s work has never received the attention of Nicholson and Hepworth. Although he worked in Italy and Texas, he never went global. But that’s not the problem. The St Ives School seems to be commonly regarded as irrelevant in a way that makes me want to piss up the walls of Tate St Ives every time I visit.

See St Ives Artists: A Companion by Virginia Button, (Tate, of course) a fine book except that it seems to be too quick to categorise, collate and ultimately reduce. But then Virginia is an incomer. Here, the great Alfred Wallis is categorised as “primitive” or “naive”, when he was the most assured, sophisticated and fully developed artist. These derogatory terms come from fear. Critics have to regard anything provincial as dim. The St Ives School, to this day, presents probably the only viable, strong and developed regional threat to the art hegemony. That’s why Tate built Tate St Ives, an outpost constructed so that ruling incomers can keep the natives subdued by constantly telling them they’re irrelevant. It even looks like Caernarvon castle in Wales. You see, London’s been doing this sort of thing for years.

DLL Missing Or Can’t Be Bothered

Two stories submitted this week, not today of course, don’t be silly, it’s Friday and it’s wash day in the exciting and glamorous world of Speculative Fiction. One story went to an old established “difficult” market, one of Duotrope’s “most challenging” ie they can’t be arsed to even reply, and another went to a “fledgling” which conjures images of bright-eyed students blinking with disbelief at their out of control inbox. It was a good idea at the time, a bit like my stories.

That’s why I like fledgling markets. If only I’d persevered with Silverthought. They accepted Zoom Products way back in 05 when they were deemed “fledgling”. I sort of drifted away. Now Silverthought is a publisher and they pay for contributions, but I remember them when they were small.

I was going to apply for the Wooda Arts award which sounded perfect, but it turned out to be far too much about running a “practice” and I’ve never been commissioned to do anything. However, it did lead me to an artist’s website and I really fancy setting up something similar that this blog runs off rather than have the blog as the main page, hence the “not yet” message at the top. I had a few ideas with photos, went to Gifcon but suddenly it wouldn’t  run. Some kind of DLL is apparently missing. I say suddenly. It’s a few years since I used it. I can’t see how a piece of software can go off though. No doubt they put some time bomb in it so you have to buy it again.

Arts Council England Asking What Do Those Artists Do

I managed to send my 30 or so published stories in the form of a collection to a Michigan based publisher via email. Today I hope to do the same with a UK publisher and return to a story I haven’t worked on for several months.

I’ve just been looking at the Arts Council website and found this gem: “Arts Council England is committed to ensuring that artists and those who work in the creative industries are properly remunerated for any work that they do. ” Surely that should say, “for the work that they do”. “Any” makes it look like there’s a search on for exactly what they do. If the Arts Council shares the north European view of the arts what hope is there? Perhaps the Arts Council England mission statement should say: “Arts Council England is committed to finding out what those layabouts do.”

But generally, we’re so fucked up in England regarding the Arts you’d think the Renaissance never happened. Perhaps there are some who wish it hadn’t. I just saw an article about the gentrification of Arts qualifications and how English working classes are turning their backs on the Arts. They forget the Brit Art movement, but unless you’d been living in a box and hadn’t noticed, the English working classes have turned their backs on everything except chips, crap cars, drink and drugs. As someone with a working class background with an MA, I can only welcome the move because it leaves the field clear. Normally I’m following the herd into IT, or whatever we’re supposed to do next, Paddy Power Online Poker perhaps! But not this time.

I googled “Arts jobs” and found some useful sites:

artsjobs.org.uk

artshub.co.uk

artsjobfinder.co.uk (also Arts Council)

artjobster.com

What would Mr Arbuthnot of Titan Steel in Doncaster think of that? Not a lot. Mr Arbuthnot is the man Greasy Chin Clarke cited during the election fiasco as the sign of a revival of Manufacturing in Britain. And he’s right. I believe Mr Arbuthnot of Doncaster has a vacancy for 5million spot welders. Don’t all rush at once or you’ll sink the sinking ship.

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